Goundamani Senthil Petromax Light Comedy
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Goundamani Senthil Petromax Light Comedy
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Indie. Kraj gdzie w służbie czynnej pozostaje największa liczba lamp ciśnieniowych. Bollywood lubi takie motywy, więc trafiła nam się nawet komedia w temacie
"The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory"
Petromax comedy
"1st Man (sitting) - Just let me polish this Petromax before I light it. Petromax is lovely, lovely is Petromax, I love you Petromax 2nd Man (standing) - Eh, what? 1M - Yes! These are the brightest lanterns in the world, these are. See that? 500 cp that is, Tosh. Burns anything... 2M - You're talking shite again! 1M - I'm not talking shite... 2M (agitated) - Yes you are, man, total shite! 1M - Ah, I see where this is going! Next you'll be telling me that Tilley is better than Petromax. Just look at that beautiful mantle... 2M - (high) Eh? 1M - Soon it will be chucking out 500cp... 2M - (higher) Eh? 1M - It's beautiful, so tender and soft - like a baby's bum... 2M - (higher still) Eh? 1M - A work of art, a thing of beauty... 2M - It's crap I tell you, look, it's even started to go black already (grabs it) there, it was crap like I said, Indian Black Mantle Disease. Aaaaiiigugh! There, you need a new mantle, now... Woman - Hey there, haven't you two got anything better to do? 2M - No! 1M - Hey, back off you, I saw her first! (To W) Would you like to help me polish my hood? W - Only if we get rid of him - he gives me the creeps! S*d off, you! (2M runs off) 1M - Did you know these burn any fuel? W - Any fuel? 1M - Yes, Coleman, kero, diesel, chip fat, water... W - Any fuel! - that's fantastic... 1M - Except that pillock smashed the mantle! W - Huh? 1M - Now I'll have to go back home and get another one! W - Aah..." /to nie jest tłumaczenie tylko interpretacja jakiegoś gościa z CPLa/
Musi być dosyć światła, żeby przy nim widzieć ciemność.
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